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Joke of the Day
"Its supposed to be drizzy today, so expect a lil wayne."
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"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."
"Why are lesbians bad cooks? because they always eat out..."
"You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist."
"When your boss says ""you're getting a little behind,"" he won't appreciate it when you wink and say ""been working out-thanks for noticing."""
"What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common? They both banged JFK"
"""Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip."" Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip. Dispatcher: Go ahead. Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay."
"The most disappointing moment of my adult life was when I found out a vaporizer is an e-cigarette and not a death ray that vaporizes people."
"Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes"
"Life is a lot like a Penis.. Simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely..then a woman makes it hard...!!!"