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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend? taking out a provoloan"
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"She sells sea shells by the sea shore because she graduated from an online university."
"Yo mama's so fat... Yo mama's so fat that we had to put the real joke in the comments."
"In Soviet Russia, The LSD take you."
"Q: What has four legs and several fins? A: A happy bear!"
"How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com"
"chin nut What do you call nuts on a wall? A: a wallnut What do you call nuts on a chest? A: a chestnut What do you call nuts on your chin? A: a blowjob"
"What does a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you stick your tongue to it."
"I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca... Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to ""be ready for the alpaca lips"""
"Relationship status: Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing against it to apply in places that I can't reach."