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Joke of the Day

"Why do brits have sex more than any other nationality? Because with Cameron in charge they're always going to be fucked."

"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."

"I got up early to watch the sunrise And then it dawned on me."

"A co-worker just used the word ""elderly"" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her."

"Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"

"My doctor told me I needed to lose some weight. So I cut off my leg."

"I saw a really nasty wreck on the way to work this morning... ...wish I had had time to pick her up."

"The dark lord Saran has wrapped Middle Earth in 2-3 days of freshness."

"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"

"I like my coffee like my slaves... Free!"