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Joke of the Day

"What is an astronomer's favorite drink? *Star*bucks. [Sorry.](https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)"

"Law Students Why are law students known for drinking? They are getting ready for the Bar exam."

"So a pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asks him why he has the wheel on him, and the pirate replies ""YARR! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"""

"What did the banker use for birth control? His personality"

"Everyday I get at least 3 people who follow me and then immediately delete their accounts. proposed theory: My tweets kill people."

"Why did the angry jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side"

"[fleeing the bank we just robbed] accomplice: play it cool this time, okay? me: GOD I HATE CRIME YOU GUYS police officer: alright he's clear"

"I was gonna tell you all a joke about how I had to replace the wood holding up my fence... But I was afraid it is only a repost."

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"I was having trouble sending text messages to my friend yesterday - so I text him ""test"" this AM. He quickly responded back - ""icle""........"