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Joke of the Day

"[At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? ""Robert"""

"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."

"Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water."

"[last meal on death row] ""Pepper?"" *nods* ""Say when"" *winks to camera*"

"Q: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? A: About fifty pounds."

"What do I have in common with neutrinos? We are both constantly penetrating your mum."

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: ""Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"""

"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"

"Books all over the floor..... but I have only my shelf to blame."