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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor? Feminists."
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"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""
"A Hot Romance While watching a romantic movie, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear ""I want you to make me sweaty and wet."" So I shut off the fan."
"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"
"Dijon vu The feeling you've eaten this mustard before."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 shot up a school"
"Schrodinger's Pussy... There may or may not be a dick in the box."
"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."