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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."

"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"

"Q: Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? A: He didn't want to see the salad dressing."

"""Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-"" JAMARCUS McTHUNDERNUGGETS THE THIRD ""Trent that's not really what i-"" It's Jamarcus now"

"If life gives you melons... Check for dyslexia"

"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."

"How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter? There age"

"Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar"

"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."

"What does a curry and a bad uncle have in common? They both hurt your arsehole"