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Joke of the Day
"What are Mexican hackers called? BanDDoS"
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"What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort? A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!"
"What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car? A Daeshboard"
"Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way."
"You might be a redneck if someone shouts hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor."
"""Where's my money?"" - a loan shark ""Where are my friends? - alone shark"
"What does a blowjob and a steady job have in common ? I haven't had either in five years"
"What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons"
"What's the Difference between Jam and Jelly? What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Inspiration taken from How I Met Your Mother :)"
"And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the ... Paul Ryan"