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Joke of the Day

"I named my kids after the place they were conceived Although I'm almost 100 percent sure Intheass isn't mine."

"Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn't commit."

"What do computers snack on? micro chips"

"So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything"

"All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river."

"Whats the difference between a canoe and a jew? One tips the other doesn't."

"I met a Japanese mathematician yesterday Japanese Mathematician: ""Acknowledge my presence, zero"" Me: ""Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"" Japanese Mathematician: ""Notice me sin(pi)"""

"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."

"Did you hear about the organic compound who became a bully? Mean ether."

"I don't have black, Mexican, or Asian friends... But some of my friends are a bit more shady than others."