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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a canoe and a jew? One tips the other doesn't."
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"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley."
"Apple is hiring McDonald's employees.... .....Do you want a Dongle with that?"
"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."
"Probably the worst time to say ""Or what?!"" is when the cops are telling you to drop the gun and step out of the vehicle."
"Its the last day of the year.... Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU."
"3-year-old: What's a swear word?Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word?"
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"A man takes his sick wife to a doctor.. The doctor after making initial observations, says - 'Sir, your wife doesn't look so good'. To which the man replies, 'Yea, but she gives great head'."
"When I die I don't want a big funeral. I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and try to bring me back to life..."