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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A BABOOM!"

"The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog."

"What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise."

"What were the photocopier's last words? Good night, sweet prints..."

"My damn neighbours bang on the walls at all hours of the night It's so bad sometimes that i can hardly hear myself practising the drums"

"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back..."

"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."

"What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission."

"Guy: What do you do? Me: I tell jokes on Twitter G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? Me: I tell myself that they're good jokes"

"The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win... Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls."