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Joke of the Day
"What a rip off. There's no pot in this chicken-pot-pie."
Next Joke
"Q: What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk."
"Why was the little boy speaking gibberish? Because he lost his marbles."
"My girlfriend asked me to stop playing mind games. I looked confused and asked, ""Who are you again?"""
"What do a woman and a toilet seat have in common? Without a hole in the middle they wouldn't be good for shit. (Wife told me this one)"
"What's a dog's favorite chip? Ruffles :)"
"I've seen in war movies where women have to smother their crying babies to get them to be quiet so how come never on an airplane?"
"My phone knows the word ""giveth"" but not the word ""fuck."" Perfectly useful for speaking to knights but not for describing what they did."
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt. (I'm sorry)"
"Children Fever Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one."