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Joke of the Day

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... ...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident."

"[dark alley] Dealer: so what you want Me: a gram [dealer opens trenchcoat, revealing multiple grandmothers]"

"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."

"What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? ""Smells Like Teen Spirits"""

"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"

"What happened to the Jewish Pinokio? He tried to lie, but his nose couldn't get any longer!"

"What do you call a German paedophile hiding in the playground bushes? Kinder Surprise!"

"Every year, falling coconuts kill more people than shark attacks, but the families of the shark victims are less embarrassed."

"What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight? Muay Thai"