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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together? Apparently that's all they spent."

"Idaho The official potato of your mom"

"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."

"What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]"

"I traded my brother for an old Game Boy game I'm still not sure what that old guy wanted him for."

"What is the stretchiest substance known to man? Human flesh, because in the bible it says that Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked 100 yards."

"Dad Joke Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance Son: You are........ an ambulance Dad: Proud of you son."

"Did you hear about the dwarf who failed? He came up short"

"A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he's a lot safer than you are right now!"

"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."