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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had Somalian food? Neither have they."
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"why did the man cross the road? he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
"Eye height that know won nose how two spell. Eye height it sew much it makes me blew. It snot fare."
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"I have a killer penis. Yeah, that's right. It's a mood killer. *sobs*"
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