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Joke of the Day

"My 4 year old and I are having an argument. I'm telling him that he is making me late for work and he's telling me that he is Batman."

"Who is the brother of Juan Luna? Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD"

"Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones. I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced."

"Q: What is a 'forum'? A: Two-um plus two-um."

"I was going to sue U2 for stealing one of my songs But I found out my lawyer was pro-bono."

"What do you call a stupid person? stupid"

"I just had the worst experience with a mosquito. It sucked!"

"Breaking: Man takes longer to find emoji than it would have taken him to find words that convey what he wanted."

"I won the Most Unreliable Employee award. I'll collect it when I can be bothered to go back in."

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."