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Joke of the Day

"You thought the co-workers on your floor are happy That guy coming out of the elevator is on a whole other level"

"What did my wife say to me? I want a divorce"

"The best way to get over a cold is to get a younger hotter cold"

"A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan? A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff"

"Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water."

"Why was the hipster wearing a sweater in July? Because he was cold before it was cool."

"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."

"What kind of guns do bees use? BeeBee guns"

"Russian family conversation ""Papa, can I have 10 rubl?"" ""20 rubl? Why you need 30 rubl!?"""