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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stupid person? stupid"

"I'm just like my couch 17 years old and I never pull out"

"What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave? Namaste"

"Bicycling must be a really popular hobby in Detroit I saw this black kid, and he had 7 bikes."

"Whoever said technology will replace paper... has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad."

"I've been dating this lady who is gluten free... Problem is, we go to a deli, she asks, ""do you want to split a sandwich."" I say, ""sure"" and then I'm just left with the bread."

"What do you get when you have rough sex in an ice cream parlour? A sore bae."

"Slavery is such an ugly word... I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship."

"What is the similarity between women and square roots? If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head."

"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."