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Joke of the Day

"You know what the last thing I said last year was? One!"

"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"

"Karma is my daughter bragging about getting to sleep late this week and forgetting to turn off her alarm."

"What's the Difference between NHL Players and the Jersey Shore Girls? NHL Players shower after three periods."

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant."

"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be Jolie."

"What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea? Getting the news from your dentist"

"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"