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Joke of the Day
"What is the most useless superpower? America."
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"[couples therapy] Mrs: he's too handsy, always touching me all over... Mr: [who is an octopus] I CANT HELP IT LINDA IM LIKE 90% HANDS..."
"What kind of father names their child Adam? A scientist."
"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"
"I was standing outside their school waiting for the kids to finish, when a parent came up and asked ""So which one is yours?"" I replied ""Not sure, haven't decided yet""."
"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."
"I've started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm"
"It's not a great nap, unless you wake up and can't remember what day it is."
"*peeing in the urinal at McDonalds* *turns to the guy peeing in the other urinal* ""So, what did you order?"""
"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."