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Joke of the Day

"video games are cool because they allow a diversity of themes. whether the old west, Mars or Middle Ages, u can go there and shoot a dude"

"How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer? Because she can clean her crack and sell it again"

"A cannibal and her daughter are eating dinner... ""Mommy! Mommy! I don't like daddy!"" ""Just eat your salad dear."""

"Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?"

"How do you write ""DO NOT TOUCH"" in braille ?"

"Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits. But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'."

"I like to tell self-referential jokes. Like this one"

"What do you call a Slavic spouse? Czech-mate"

"My grandad fought in the war, he was posted to germany. He was Missing In Action for weeks, because the army couldn't afford recorded post."

"Then god created Saturn, And he liked it. So he put a ring on it"