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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Slavic spouse? Czech-mate"
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"Me and UFOS have something in common! Neither of us look good on camera."
"they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad"
"Where do onions wrestle? Onion rings."
"Yesterday i met a fat chick and i fucked her in the elevator It was wrong on so many levels"
"f you think Amazon always delivers what you ordered... Then you've got another thing coming."
"What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it? A hollowpeno"
"I like jokes about Ethiopians They never get old."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one"
"Now tell me how old your baby is in HOURS."