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Joke of the Day
"Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!"
Next Joke
"An elderly woman was at the doctor's office... She asked why she was so sore all the time. He replied, jokingly, ""A dissipated youth?"" She replied, ""I wish I could remember him!"""
"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"
"Unfortunately, the house having 'period features' turned out to mean we had to get the decorators in once a month."
"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"
"A husband walks into the bedroom... ... and hands his wife 2 Advils. She says: ""But honey, I don't have a headache!"" ... To which he replies: ""Aha, I got you! Let's have sex then!"""
"[NSFW] I like my coffee the way I like slaves... Free, you asshole."
"Hitler wasn't that bad. C'mon, he killed Hitler."
"The fact that there is only a stairway to heaven... But a highway to hell says alot about anticipated traffic numbers"
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're unfunny and very efficient."