108516

Joke of the Day

"The fact that there is only a stairway to heaven... But a highway to hell says alot about anticipated traffic numbers"

"If they could, cats would correct your grammar."

"Have you ever considered letting your wife sleep with a marriage counselor? - me as a marriage counselor"

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back Luckily I was the one facing the TV"

"{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire."

"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""

"I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed."

"What's something that you can catch but not throw? feelings. T.T"

"Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch."

"The patriots must be feeling pretty deflated right about now."