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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like the Dudley Do Right Show. And her orgasm is like that poor women trapped on the train tracks while you franticly try and get her off before the train comes on her face."

"What did the jealous prostitute say at the orgy? Don't blow this for me."

"The only problem with shopping online is that you can't sit on a bench in the mall and judge everyone else who walks by."

"Why did the farmer vivisect his daughter? He wanted to reverse cowgirl."

"I bet those 300 Greek soldiers would have stood a better chance if they thought to wear armor instead of going to war in capes & speedos."

"To some, it's known as ""soda."" Some call it ""pop."" Some even order it as ""coke"" or ""cola."" The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names"

"Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit? ""Yes"" :p Or also ""Yes she is"" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing, thought I'd share..."

"Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea."

"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."

"What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men? She returned home with a red snapper."