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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea."

"Couldn't get into the library the other day... ... it was fully booked."

"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."

"Preacher: God's love is unconditional! Me: Then why is there a hell? Preacher:...... Me: Your move."

"Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America."

"Dracula must have a hard life... It sucks to live forever"

"Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless."

"What is a Jedi's favorite car company? Toyoda"

"Why do professional product reviewers like vacuum cleaners? No matter how good or bad it is, they can truthfully say ""it sucks."""

"What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."