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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an all you can eat pizza buffet? Carb Blanche!"
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"What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself."
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"Pro Tip: If you see a girl shake the gas nozzle after filling up, she's got a wiener."
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. http://imgur.com/kG9MROJ"
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