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Joke of the Day
"Pro Tip: If you see a girl shake the gas nozzle after filling up, she's got a wiener."
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"my next job http://imgur.com/r3DFIHQ"
"There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb or you're secretly worried that dicks are delicious."
"A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, ""Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."""
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"A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this? A joke?"""