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Joke of the Day
"What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield? It didn't matter, they were all ears"
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"I wanted sleeve tattoos but keep it 'professional'. So now when I'm naked, it looks like I'm wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt with nipples."
"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"""You're cute when you're mad."" ""Yeah well I'm about to get real fucking adorable."""
"What is E.T short for? He only has little legs."
"I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket."
"The Bible TL;DR"
"When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get? A Two Pack"
"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"
"OJ's son must have been the murderer.... ... because when he went to OJ that night to borrow his car keys, OJ said, ""..go aXe your mother"""