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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day? Because it's the first date."
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"Why did the python return his pants? They were too constricting."
"Apples on trees Dad - Hey son, how many apples grow on trees? Son - I don't know Dad, how many? Dad - All apples grow on trees, silly."
"I thought about going vegetarian but I knew I could not handle a missed steak like that."
"Study what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Because nobody is hiring in your field."
"Every idiot in Florida just turned on their electric heater & they crashed the grid. Now I'm forced to watch my neighbor sleep in the dark."
"*Leaves home for the day... *Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves."
"You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? The story about why you got it."
"I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall."
"When playing the guitar in public... keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested."