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Joke of the Day

"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."

"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"

"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."

"What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats."

"I was just diagnosed with a severe lack of empathy. But I'm gonna keep going strong! The last thing I will do is start feeling sorry for myself."

"Couple kissing on the road A Kid On His Way To Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road, He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM."

"What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!"

"Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantelope!"

"What is your favorite biology joke?"

"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"