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Joke of the Day
"Super convenient that my arms came with cup holders."
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"Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?"
"I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you."
"My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"Do you know Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1Forest1"
"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."
"How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven."
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"Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac? Because they always take things... Literally"
"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat."