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"I thought of something funnier than 24 25"
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"A man starts a line of pickled venison ... ...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe."
"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."
"I had a really good joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"
"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."
"i was walking down the street, when someone threw a packet of cod liver oil at my head........ .......but i only suffered super fish oil injuries"
"They're relea$ing two $eparate film$ ba$ed on the 3rd book in the'Hunger Game$' trilogy. I'm $hocked. Totally $urpri$ing."
"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""
"Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good? Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border."
"Two dogs are standing beside a road... The first one goes, ""woof"", the second says, ""knock it off! That's all you said yesterday."""