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"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note It's a start"
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"This doughnut scented car air freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over."
"Why didn't the bear go to college? Because bears don't go to college."
"Ninja level hiding skills! Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?? Because they are so darn good at it."
"I used to work in a mental institution, but I kept getting blood all over my hands. *menstrual"
"What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe? Paddy Hor D'oeuvre"
"Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme"
"Want to hear a joke told backwards? Upvote first."
"I accidentally dropped a piece of my bagel in the trash and it feels like a relative died."
"Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's? Because we call men's studies history."