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Joke of the Day

"What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95? Natural Light."

"Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show? a polar bear offers his commentary about current events. Its called the Cold Bear Report!"

"Have you guys ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"Yoda: Clouded, your future is. Anakin: Are you smoking pot again? Yoda: Six cheeseburgers, I want."

"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"

"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."

"I was getting a checkup from my doctor this morning He said ""Now son, you gotta stop masterbating!"" I said in shock "" what?"" He replied ""Well At least until I finish your God damn exam!!"""

"The death of Dumbledore helped me process the emotions I felt after losing my grandfather, who was also a well-respected homosexual wizard."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together."

"What's brown and sticky? a stick."