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Joke of the Day
"What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95? Natural Light."
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"*wipes pizza grease & sauce off mouth* *eats napkin*"
"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."
"My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food"
"Case In Court After The Jasleen Kaur Case He argued... She argued... . . . . He shouted... She shouted... . . . . .. and then she cried...... . . . . Result: She won by Duckworth-Lewis method !!"
"Your so dense, light must bend around you."
"I just apologized for sending someone a text using shouty font because I couldn't remember the term ""all caps""."
"How could I forget, mate? At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: ""I am a country member!"" and the other said: ""Oh, I remember!"""
"Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter... Sorry, I don't follow you."
"Pregnancy tests should have three results: Pregnant, Not Pregnant, and Reality Show."