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Joke of the Day

"I just apologized for sending someone a text using shouty font because I couldn't remember the term ""all caps""."

"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"

"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."

"""You're sure you understand stock trading?"" ME: Yep ""Then why (holds up card) did you trade our Google shares for a Charizard?"""

"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No mate, sounds shit."

"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"

"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."

"I just managed to determine someones IQ just by hearing her laugh."

"I can fake my way through most conversations with my kids if I just look up from my phone every time they stop talking and say ""no."""

"Is it okay to joke about suicide? Or is it too much of a nooseance..."