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Joke of the Day

"HELP I had a nightmare that I spent endless hours online seeking approval from complete strangers"

"10 ways to stop Procrastinating 1."

"Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns"

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"[Restaurant] ""Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"" Yes please ""THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"""

"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"

"What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear."

"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers!"

"Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

"Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand? It's just two-tired."