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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand? It's just two-tired."
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"What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"
"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"
"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"
"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they're all Targets."
"Marriage? Ha. Fatherhood? Please. I rarely feel so manly as when I put together a piece of furniture and have no screws left over."
"How far can you walk into the forest? Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"
"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"
"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."
"Im a bit hurt that my friends told me I'm condescending. Condescending is a big word that means you talk down to people."