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Joke of the Day
"Interesting Fact: By the year 2020 all actors on American TV shows will be Australian."
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"After a night out with friends a man comes stumbling home late He's greeted by his wife looking stern with her arms crossed. She exclaims ""Drunk again!"" He replies ""Me too!"""
"What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka"
"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"
"Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I've left an appliance on for seven hours."
"Carl: Gonna be a hot one today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions. Me: Fair enough, Carl."
"You still have 10 more hours to lose all the weight from your last New Year's resolution. Hurry !"
"I like the fact that Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill. It's good to have a black woman represented on American money. It just sucks that it will only be worth $12."
"What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana."
"What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'"