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Joke of the Day

"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"

"Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip"

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"I found The Theory Of Everything It was in the blu-ray box at Walmart."

"ants what has 2 legs, and eats ants? Uncles"

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."

"The TSA agent who runs the x-ray machine just told me ""Nice penis."" Thank you, Al Qaeda!"

"What's black underneath and white on top? Society."

"I registered to a website for constipation sufferers. It won't let me logout."

"women are like pokemon, they were originally released for Game Boy in 1996 and now encompass a vast series of games, toys, and cartoo"