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Joke of the Day

"If you're wondering if humans are idiots we hunt ducks with guns when they will walk right up to you if you have bread"

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I didn't just pay $500 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"Banned from Yelp for including ""the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask"" in my Chuck E Cheese review"

"Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree? because im a black man you racist"

"Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give body armour manufacturers a bad name."

"I've run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon."

"What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS."

"Organising an event for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can't come"

"My kid threatened to hold his breath until i gave him dessert He's now passed out on the floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists."

"Where do baby apes sleep? Apricots."