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Joke of the Day
"What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? An untenable situation"
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"A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night. It was an under covers pie."
"What kind of bees do female ghosts have to deal with? Dead ones, you guys. Dead ones."
"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""
"It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them."
"I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away"
"*During math test* My answer: 28. Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 45. Me: ""well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer."""
"Chris Christie is so fat, he plans on walking for president."
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to the store without Robin."
"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"