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Joke of the Day

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls... This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs."

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"What do you call an 8 day long blowjob? Hanukkah Lewinski"
"How do you kill a vampire dinosaur? You stakeasaurus."
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"People already feel judged in public but what if they also had the same awful feeling in private? GUY WHO INVENTED RELIGION: I have an idea"