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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to Dick's hotdogs, if you like hotdogs, you'll love dicks."
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"What's a terrorist's favorite type of game? An RPG"
"What did Santa say when he went to a brothel? Hoe hoe hoe!"
"Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own. Now they're like ""That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart."""
"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3, 2 to die and 1 to never get over it."
"Son, when you were born I promised you that I would make sure that you would be a household name. So you see, that's why I named you Kleenex."
"What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread."
"My kids in public are direct payback for every time I shriek'd PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN at my mom in the middle of a crowded mall as a kid."
"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"
"The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in"