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Joke of the Day

"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3, 2 to die and 1 to never get over it."

"The wife told her husband ""look at your neighbour everyday he kisses his wife before going to work, why don't you do the same ?"", he says "" I would, but would she accept ?"""

"Funny shit 52% of all women have used vibrators , the other 48% have new ones ."

"Did you know about the guy that invented tampons? He went from rags to riches"

"A girl walks into a bar and introduces herself.... She walks up to a guy at a bar and says ""Hi, I'm Anita."" He replies, ""Anita this dick?"""

"Women are always complaining that I make too many 'dick' jokes but I don't understand why. I mean, that's the only part of me guaranteed to make them laugh."

"PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, ""You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."

"I hope I'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because I only own one suit."

"I invented a new joke. Plagarism."

"You could kidnap my mom and she'd still ask if you've eaten."