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Joke of the Day

"Try saying ""I heaven this order"" three times. Nothing wrong if you do :)"

"If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated What color would your Bugatti be?"

"I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band."

"Why was the shower crying It was being used."

"Time flies when you wake up at noon."

"Do you know what the best part of wearing a watch is? Time is on your side."

"How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself? She hides inside a flower and waits for a butterfly to extend its proboscis."

"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes? Scandals"

"Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now."

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Because -(insert group of people associated with the holocaust)- only have 10 fingers."