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Joke of the Day
"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"
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"What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo."
"The other day my buddy asked me if I wanted a warm Budweiser I replied, "" No its fine, I brought my own piss, ill just drink that. """
"I was making Ewok for dinner but I cooked it too long and it was like, a little Chewy. -- (Wil Shipley)"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tss!"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks: ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Dude, I can't tweet AND know when the light turns green. I'm pretty, not magical."
"I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please. ""Sir, that is a sleeping bag"" *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*"
"Would it have been more or less racist if Air Bud had been a black lab?"
"Pikachu hates Rebeca black"