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Joke of the Day
"My wife and i decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard..."
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"hello 911? this monkey isnt yelling PARKOUR whilst hes swinging through trees"
"TIL of a man who masturbated in public for 16 hours straight before police arrived. He was wrist strained."
"A horse walk in to a bar A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Sir, why the long face."""
"What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like he can't hear you."
"What did the cow say in winter? Oh my god. I'm Friesian!"
"What was the name of the gay World War II themed porn film starring Charlie Chaplin as Adolf Hitler? The Great Dick Taker"
"If I were a rat, I wouldn't give my ass either."
"Why do lesbians like Sports Authority so much? Because they hate Dick's!"
"People are all like ""STAY OUTTA MY LIFE GOVERNMENT"" and then they shut down and people are all like ""COME BACK IN MY LIFE GOVERNMENT"""