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Joke of the Day

"Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you"

"Two women were sitting quietly..."

"Guess what my lonesome self and my right hand did for Valentines day. Sign Valentines cards for my relatives."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to another? See you next month."

"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"

"Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door"

"Why cant a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"What are your best/favorite anti-jokes?"

"In some ways it's sucks that we are smart enough to understand the futility of life. But luckily we're also smart enough to invent alcohol."