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Joke of the Day

"I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them"

"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"

"You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life."

"OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK."

"LPT: If you're not planning to do anything the entire day, Masturbate. Then you won't want to walk or shower and you can waste your day as originally intended."

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married"

"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?"" Heard it on Game Grumps."

"Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much It's called On and On Anon."

"Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle."

"Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?"